piñata

time was around 1a...

he must have been playing some sort of game in his sleep because he said (and kinda loudly too),

"who wants to be the volunteer?"

lol he cracks me up even when he's not awake.

and then about ten minutes later he said:

"they can sit over on that shirt" and "yesterday climbed."

i don't know what either means. he also said something about "the piñata" but it didn't make sense.

eggs

he fell asleep a little early because his day was so long, and i was watching a dateline episode (my obsession) and he began to snore. i couldn't hear the tv so i quietly said... 

"honey you're snoring. turn over"

hubby: don't tell me how to live my life.

and then said: "did you know their son? He was smelling the eggs."

and about ten minutes after that he said, "I think they live in the hood".

(I laughed out loud twice)

mule

he was asleep and it was around 2a and he says...

"where is their mule?" and

"give me your black foot."

(i have no clue, it was just so random)