he fell asleep a little early because his day was so long, and i was watching a dateline episode (my obsession) and he began to snore. i couldn't hear the tv so i quietly said...
"honey you're snoring. turn over"
hubby: don't tell me how to live my life.
and then said: "did you know their son? He was smelling the eggs."
and about ten minutes after that he said, "I think they live in the hood".
(I laughed out loud twice)