he fell asleep a little early because his day was so long, and i was watching a dateline episode (my obsession) and he began to snore. i couldn't hear the tv so i quietly said...
"honey you're snoring. turn over"
hubby: don't tell me how to live my life.
and then said: "did you know their son? He was smelling the eggs."
and about ten minutes after that he said, "I think they live in the hood".
(I laughed out loud twice)
Laurie - my hubs says THAT one all the time in his sleep "don't tell me how to live my life". He'll get really angry when I tell him to move over, TURN over so he's not snoring so loud in my ear etc. Wish he said funnier stuff - most of his stuff makes me mad, and he never remembers it in the morning!
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